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Old 12-05-2008, 12:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't get it...


You know what the stupid thing is... They guys that say they where sexual assaulted by a woman are lying. Especially college age guys. Especially DRUNK college age guys.



Let me lay out the scenario for you...



Group of guys go to a bar on a Friday night. Throw back a few drinks, do some shots, maybe smoke a little weed... Start dancing... We've all been in a situation like that. One guys sees an attractive girl. He's feeling good. He's had like 12 vodka Redbulls. Walks up to her. They start talking. Now, what he doesn't know is that she just found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her so she has decided to get back at him by hooking up with some random guy. Night winds down and the two end up back at her place. They're making out... things are going good. He's being the sensitive guys. He's making sure she's okay. Asking if things are moving to fast. They end up in the bedroom... She starts to undress him... And still being the nice guy he's tries to stop her. Saying maybe they should wait. He doesn't mean anything that he's saying. And if things could go his way he would already be gone after her blowing him on the car ride over. But because he's afraid that if he's at all aggressive, it will freak her out and she'll stop...


So the next day... He's hanging out with all his buddies. He's telling them that she totally just gave up the pussy. Like he had her bent over the hood of his car in the parking lot. Came in her hair... fucked her roommate... recorded the whole thing... is selling the tapes...

Then about a week later this surveyor stops him on his way to "College Bullshit 101" and asks him if he's ever been forced to have sex with a woman. So he tells this story about a girl he met that forced him to come home with her and tore his clothes off while he was trying to stop her and that he now has herpes and her dog licked his balls... and it has really tormented him and that he is now thinking about going into the Priesthood...




Sorry... I had too much coffee this morning.
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