Forks, those are hilarious, i'm so sorry. But hey, at least you got away clean from the 7-11 and the other two were when you were young or people you didn't know.
At my university, the final exams would be held in larger rooms and a few classes were all mixed in. So, it's dead quiet, everyone's taking their test, and my stomach just starts rumbling so loud. I just had the worst gas, maybe it was something I ate, but god it was so embarrasing. I just held it in cause I knew if I farted it wouldn't be silent, but it ended up sounding exactly like that anyways. This was medical school, so besides a bunch of strangers, everyone in my year was in that room. i hate life sometimes.
Edit: Good thing I failed out of Med school.
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