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At a party, I saw a girl from my class. I thought, man, she's hot when she's not wearing her glasses. I snuck up behind her, and grabbed her hips, and pushed her ass against my crotch and started dancing with her. She thought it was fun. We drank and talked some, and towards the end of the evening, I had to go somewhere else. I told her I had a great time, and that I'd see her in class. She looked at me in a funny way, and said:
"I don't go to this University".
A total stranger.
I was damn lucky she didn't beat me up when I "said hello".
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