Went to meet some friends at the town pool. When I arrived, from a distance I saw three of them standing in the water chatting, and noticed that they hadn't seen me. So, I thought I'd swim up unnoticed and scare them. I dived into the other side of the pool, swam across on the bottom and launched myself out of the water right behind them with a huge, "BWAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Complete, total and utter surprise. It worked beautifully.
Except for one small detail.
Yes, you guessed it...
Before they could recover, I said a quick, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else!", dived back underwater and swam off.
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Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.
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