You're not alone, Snowy. I queef with no reason too. They're not noisy tho, more like little bubbles.
Itwasme, that was a giggle maker. Thanks.
Not queefing, but in the same vein: Spouse and I were having a nice long sex session and a cuddle moment with him on top of me when he suddenly and loudly farted-at which point he started pumping like crazy with the (automotive) explanation, "I kicked in the fours".
It's been years and that still makes me snicker.