Zeraph

Time for a new showdown of the ages! Come one, come all to see the epic struggles of the titans! The only rule? No healing! To the death! Resurrection is allowed, but only to fight again!

Come up with a showdown of two favorite characters, explain who would win, and why. Bonus convoluted points for mixing genres.

Sylar (TV show Heroes) vs Yoda.

Yoda would, as he always does, wait patiently for Sylar to make the first move. Sylar would start by making his creepy comments about what he sees in Yoda. Yoda would respond with folksy wisdom that Sylar would disregard. Sylar goes for his classic telekinesis. Yoda responds in kind. They face each other in a grueling focus for several seconds before being blasted apart. Sylar goes for the lighting, Yoda catches it and redirects, Sylar is surprised and gets hit.

Shuffling closer, Yoda sees if Sylar is still alive. Sylar lunges with hands of ice, Yoda senses the threat and deftly removes his hand with a lightsaber.

They trade more dialogue, Sylar is consumed by pain and hate. Sylar's next attack is his last as Yoda removes his head with a deft flip and a slash from the lightsaber.

Winner: The little green giant! Yoda!