And now, the perfect time to use that line from
Friday the 13th: Jason Goes To Hell...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by bounty hunter Creighton Duke (Steven Williams, black dude from "The X-Files")
... I think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a donut."
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I don't really think about anything anymore. My masturbation experience is usually just a biological release. Thanks a lot, Army. When you've got ten minutes to yourself crammed into a homemade Porta-Potty in the middle of Afghan desert with the aroma of diesel fuel and shit stacked-as-high-as-your-rucksack... you don't have time to get all Yello-style
"Oh, YEAAAH!" with yourself. There is no romance involved, I do not engage in self-dating.
As Henry Rollins says, "I'm like a mercenary, I'm like a plumber. I go in and get the job done."
I wish women could experience the same level of annoying that men deal with when they're aroused and it's not a good time for it.
How many times did I have to squash a raging boner with my M4?
Too many.