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3 spys have a contest
A CIA guy, a KGB guy, and a MOSAD guy are sitting around, talking about who has the best service, they decide to have a contest. They would go into the woods, and whoever could "recruit" a deer, bring him back in the quickest, most efficient way, within 24 hours, would win.
Twenty hours later, theh KGB guy comes back dragging a deer. Deer is alive, his legs are broken and he is bleeding, but alive.
Right behind him the CIA guy comes walking, luring the deer with food, a deer is following him.
Up walks the MOSAD guy, petting a rabbit. The rabbit is calm and content and looks happy.
Both the CIA and KGB guys say "What are you doing, you were supposed to bring back a deer."
The MOSAD guy smiles and says "He IS a deer, just ask him, he'll tell you, he is a deer."
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