skizziks

A CIA guy, a KGB guy, and a MOSAD guy are sitting around, talking about who has the best service, they decide to have a contest. They would go into the woods, and whoever could "recruit" a deer, bring him back in the quickest, most efficient way, within 24 hours, would win.

Twenty hours later, theh KGB guy comes back dragging a deer. Deer is alive, his legs are broken and he is bleeding, but alive.

Right behind him the CIA guy comes walking, luring the deer with food, a deer is following him.

Up walks the MOSAD guy, petting a rabbit. The rabbit is calm and content and looks happy.

Both the CIA and KGB guys say "What are you doing, you were supposed to bring back a deer."

The MOSAD guy smiles and says "He IS a deer, just ask him, he'll tell you, he is a deer."

Coolyo

Lol, that's a good one!

highdro69

lol. Oh anti-zionist jokes and their subtlety...........

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skizziks

its not anti-zionist, its making fun of the mosad and thier methods.

tood_88

very funny.... LOL