Let's hear about an embarrasing moment you've had. It doesn't have to be your most emarrasing, I mean there are some things noone else was meant to know.
Here's a start: I was shopping with my wife in the local drug store. The kind where all the neighbors shop and most everyone knows you. I was in the novelties section and noticed they had a Bill the Cat stuffed animal. It had a tag describing why you'd want to buy it. The tag said something about it having it's own special scent. Not really thinking about what I was doing I lifted it to my nose and started sniffing it. Within a few seconds I heard a loud laugh from my wife and looked around as people stared at me. It was then I realized I was sniffing Bill the Cat's butt!