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Brewmaniac · 10-12-2008, 08:32 AM

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be

worth $49.00.

With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have

$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you

would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

10-12-2008, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	In these rough economic times, A little comedy helps!! If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"