10-12-2008, 08:32 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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In these rough economic times, A little comedy helps!!
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00. With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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10-12-2008, 11:53 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Hear hear, best economic advice I've seen all day.
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