Turns out I'm unhappy with this thread's inaccuracies and undereducated opinions.
I will come back tomorrow and unleash my gun-knowledge bowels upon you all.
Said unleashin' shall be aided by the delicious refried beans I consumed earlier.
This shall include pretentious instructional pictures of shotgun use by my S/O.
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Draconis, you should read these threads:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...e-defense.html
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...wer-crime.html