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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the Earth away from himself.
Chuck Norris allows all of us to use TFP as a means of identifying those who do not properly worship Chuck Norris.
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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928
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