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Let me just say, that I owe this entire concept to Marco. His entries were a LOT funnier than this one. I'm pretty much just posting this to restart this whole thing. Can you give us some more, marco?

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You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Hello, how can I help you?
you: Hey bob
you: is Brodie there?
Bob: Hey.
Bob: No. Brodie go Bye bye.
you: really.
you: Where is he now?
Bob: On desert wind.
you: ...
you: Do they have liveperson chat there?
Bob: !
Bob: I'm alive.
you: Really.
Bob: !
you: Well damn. I miss Brodie.
Bob: We all miss him.
you: How about Marco, is he there?
Bob: Cherished, was he.
Bob: If I had known one by such a name, then maybe.
you: Hmm...
you: In that case...
you: Is Brodie there?
Bob: Nevertheless, I still ponder.
Bob: What's in the case?
you: ...right
Bob: Screw Brodie! I want to know what's in the case bud.
you: You screwed Brodie?
you: Well, no wonder he doesn't work there anymore
Bob: Don't try to play my game bud.
you: I mean, if I was going to work everyday and getting screwed by some guy named Bob, I'd quit
Bob: Brodie no quit.
you: Ah... so you KILLED him after you raped him
you: I don't blame you... that's the best way to assure they won't talk
Brodie: Hey dude!
Brodie: It's me...
Brodie: Brodie bro!
you: Hey Brodie!
Brodie: Hey man!
you: I think that you should stay away from Bob
Brodie: What's goin on yo?
you: He's trying to screw you
you: then dismember you and put the pieces in a case
Brodie: Cool man.
Brodie: Bitchen!
you: Uhh... I don't consider getting assraped by a guy, then killed and cut into pieces "cool"
you: But, if that's your thing...
Brodie: I respect that, brotherman!
Brodie: word.
you: Uhh... right
you: Different strokes for different folks, I guess
Brodie: So wudup?
you: Oh, not much
Brodie: word.
you: is marco around?
Brodie: Um, yeah.
you: Really...
you: Is he trying to screw you too?
Brodie: Um, yeah.
Brodie: word.
you: So...
you: how do Bob and Marco go about screwing you at the same time?
Brodie: Special case.
you: uhh...
you: ok...
Brodie: Let me splain.
Brodie: Le me splain.
you: I'm not sure I actually want to hear his explanation, but go ahead
Brodie: First they take me out to dinner...
Brodie: Wine and dine me, ya' knowwhatImsayin.
Brodie: Then the roller rink.
you: right, right.
you: ah... so it's like your typical gay porno
Brodie: Then Vegas for an all nighter till the dawn.
you: That still doesn't explain how they both screw you at once
Brodie: Then I soak em up like a sponge.
Brodie: I'm a special case.
Bob: This is boring.
you: By a special case, go you mean you have an asshole with a radius of 10 inches?
you: Where the hell did you come from, Bob?
Bob: What?
you: I was talking to Brodie!
Bob: My mom.
you: ...
Bob: Brodie go bye bye.
you: Oh, so you finished with him.
you: You're a sick bastard, bob
you: you and marco both
Bob: I'm feeling pretty good, and I have a father.
you: You shouldn't be feeling good
you: God hates your kind
you: There's a part in the bible about it
Bob: You don't know me.
you: Thou shalt not gangrape and dismember guys named brodie
Bob: Bible means book, bud.
Bob: Huh?
you: It's one of the commandments!
Bob: Is that your personal bible?
you: No... it's the new testament
you: but I guess you don't read the bible
you: Satanist
Bob: How new?
you: Why would you care
Bob: As of April 21st?
Bob: 2003?
you: You just burn Bibles anyway
Bob: Are you being rhetorical?
Bob: You don't know me bud.
you: No
you: But I can tell
Bob: Stop reading the dictionary.
you: you're a gang-raping satan-worshipper
Bob: How eloquent.
you: I refuse to talk to you anymore... you sick fuck
Bob: Late.
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