Meditrina... I'm jealous. My mom never talked to me about what was going to happen, so one day when I started bleeding all over myself I just didn't tell her. I threw away a week's worth of underwear because I was so scared of her.

Then my period skipped two months, and the second one made me so sick that she figured I was having my Very First Period, poor thing.
I never never want my daughter to deal with that. Ever.