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It has to be told just right otherwise it bombs...
There's a line up in heaven as it's getting quite full. St. Peter says to the crowds, "I'm sorry but heaven is full for today. Unless you've had a particularly bad death, please come back tomorrow."
Everyone leaves but 3 men. Who await patiently at the gate. St. Peter acknowledges them saying, "Alright, let's hear your story."
The first guy goes, "Ok, I've been suspecting that my wife has been cheating on me for some time, so I came home early to catch her in the act. When I get home, I don't see anyone else there but I just have this feeling that there's still someone there so I look around the apartment more. All of a sudden, I notice someone on my balcony who's all hot and sweaty. That has to be him! I rush him and start punching him for all I'm worth and manage to throw him off the balcony. I look down and he's still alive so in my rage, I grabbed my refrigerator and throw it out the window at him. I'm so stressed out and angry at that moment, I had a heart attack and died."
St. Peter then says, "Yeah, that's a pretty bad death, and if you've made it this far, you deserve to make it in today." And he lets the first guy in.
The second guy then starts his story, "Ok, I work out on my balcony every day. Push ups, sit ups, jumping jacks, etc. Well today was a particularly slippery day outside, and I slipped an fell during my workout. Luckily I managed to grab the railing of a balcony a few floors beneath mine, but all of a sudden this crazy guy comes at me out of nowhere and starts hitting me! I'm still pretty tired from my workout, frazzled from my fall, and can't defend myself, so the guy throws me off of the balcony. Miraculously I land without breaking anything but before I can get up out of the bushes, I look up and I see a fridge..."
St Peter welcomes the 2nd guy in as the 3rd guy begins his story.
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"Picture this: I'm hiding naked in a fridge..."
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-=[ Merlocke ]=-
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