LOL just use duct tape. At least it would conform better.
I kid I kid. God I love new beach fads. Why not just go nude? We need more nude bitche...err...beaches. Sorry ladies, tasteless joke.
EDIT: Someone is going to cram the backside that thing up their ass, I just know it.
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