Willravel

We're all familiar with what a g-string is. Well now we have the c-string:

My first thought was "There's no way that's worn the way I think it's worn". They are:
Labor Day Weekend: Now With More C-String - Geekologie

That's downright strange....

Manic_Skafe

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Good luck adjusting that thing in public.

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ngdawg

If anyone wearing one of those farts, they could put someone's eye out...

Willravel

NgDawg is wise.

xepherys

I'm not quite sure how I feel about those...

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Grasshopper Green

I don't get it. What's the point?

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ngdawg

This is so funny bacause it's the first thing I thought of and I just now went back and read the comments:

sadistikdreams

So unsexy. Like, looking at the chicks wearing them, I'm like.... Ugh. Who would wear that?

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telekinetic

The point is to have something with the benefits of going commando (no panty lines, or panty sides, depending upon the cut of the skirt) without the drawbacks of potentially letting the world gaze up your birth canal. I know a few gymnasts/ballet dancers would probably wear these, as their costumes many times don't allow for ANY panties.

Just think of them as crotch-pasties.

Willravel

Jeez, I didn't even think of it in those terms. You're like a panty savant.

Vigilante

LOL just use duct tape. At least it would conform better.

I kid I kid. God I love new beach fads. Why not just go nude? We need more nude bitche...err...beaches. Sorry ladies, tasteless joke.

EDIT: Someone is going to cram the backside that thing up their ass, I just know it.

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blahblah454

Wow, talk about completely un-sexy. I just can not imagine how that would be even close to being comfortable. It does remind me of one of those bracelet-snap-bands.

Charlatan

Looks good to me...

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jewels

The comments on the linked page are a riot. This is the one sums it up for me:

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I dig it

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vanblah

Everyone knows that women don't fart.

Grasshopper Green

Crotch-pasties. I need to work this term into my vocabulary somehow.

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thespian86

Tell my ex that.

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genuinegirly

Wire doesn't seem like a comfortable idea for that part of my body.
Then again, I wasn't too thrilled about underwire bras when they first showed up, either. Now I think they're the best thing since sliced bread. Maybe these C strings will appeal to me at some later date.

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mixedmedia

Dancers would not wear these. They wear tights for pete's sake, what do they need panties for? I spent my adolescence as a serious dancer, trust me, they would be extremely uncomfortable and any serious dancer would not wear them. Besides, they poke out! They would show! Making these, seriously, one of the most stupid things I've ever seen. But, I swear, put a chia pet on a woman's pussy and all of a sudden it would become a potentially useful item.

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ngdawg

Yea, when you're like...70...and your crotch needs a lift

Ayashe

From the looks of it, I am not quite sure that I would jump in and say that it would be uncomfortable. It may be nice beneath a dress to avoid the panty lines, other than that I don't care for the look of them.

I imagine a wrong move in a public restroom flinging the thing from outside of my stall. Some innocent bystander handing it back to me under the door as if it was missing toilet tissue.

MSD

I thought at first that it was the thing from a few years ago that's pretty much a crotch cover with a butt plug to hold it in place. That never seemed like a comfortable idea to me, either.

Ayashe

Oh my, you really had me rolling on that one. I don't think it is meant to be inserted. I watched the video even, I could be wrong. I think it is more like a crotch headband.

MSD

Yeah, this one would hurt, but the one I was thinking of was a polished metal shaft with a nice, ergonomic ball on the end.

Merlocke

Ah finally, the females have an answer to Borat's swimwear...

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MSD

That's just a ripoff of what Cher wore in her video for "If I Could Turn Back Time." Plus, the shoulder straps put it in an entirely different class of ... personal wear.

biznatch

I'm surpised nobody's made any programming nerdy jokes. Then again, they wouldn't be very funny.

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