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1) A priest, a rabbi and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this? Some kind of a joke?'
2) A skeleton walks into a bar and says 'Give me a beer and a mop.'
3) A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to his genitals. A fellow barfly says 'hey buddy, y'know you got a wheel thing going on there?'
The pirate replies 'arrrgh, it's driving me nuts!'
Pick one. Or don't. I have more.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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