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I find the funniest jokes are the impromptu ones between my friends and me.
A friend named Dang, who is quite large (6'2" and around 300 lbs), asked another friend to wipe his ass for him as a joke. The guy replied, "sure just give me a mop and two hours."
Roar of laughter from everyone. Dang was a good sport, he was laughing his ass off too.
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
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