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sorry i just had to reply to this one
Men Are Just NOT Happier People.
Your last name stays put - for men it stays the same your entire life.. at least you have a choice n changing it
The garage is all yours. - until the wife parks the volvo
Wedding plans take care of themselves - with the usual complaining and nagging
Chocolate is just another snack - that goes hand in hand with the belly
You can be President. - so can president arroyo from philliphines
You can never be pregnant - have you read the news lately?
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park - so can a woman. its not illegal
You can wear NO shirt to a water park - so can a woman. you'll probably get in for free
Car mechanics tell you the truth - i know as much about cars as you do
The world is your urinal - takes as much trouble to find a tree as it takes to squat
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - squat
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - theres only one way..clockwise. remember that one
Same work, more pay - more pay more responsibility, more pressure more chance of getting fired
Wrinkles add character. - wrinkles are wrinkles on anyone
A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. - i never told you to go buy one.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - people stare at wills ass
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected - chicks fart and burp too
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - you've never tried some of mine
One mood all the time - youre obviously not male
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat - yes but who wants to talk to a female anyways?
You know stuff about tanks - army tanks? fish tanks? water tanks?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. - ill take the suitcase you can take the boot
You can open all your own jars - i get asked to open everyones jars!
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - everyone thinks im a prick
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend - thats cos you always not get invited when you're surfing the crimson tide
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack - i dont wear underwear
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - one for the beach one for work and one for sport..yes.. is there any more need?
You almost never have strap problems in public. - we have scratch problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - but others do!
Everything on your face stays its original color -men dont blush. get over it
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades! - have you seen bon jovi lately?
You on ly have to shave your face and neck. - is that all i shave? .....dont you shave your legs and back?
You can play with toys all your life.- most women have toys in their top drawer
Your belly usually hides your big hips. - king kong bundy said that once
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. - why do u like looking like a parakeet?
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. - so can you..id rather a womans legs than a mans crotch
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. - i can do your if you like
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache - i know women that grow moustaches
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. -nothing wrong with buying 25 people the same present
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- Filthy
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