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Woah woah woah... Before we start advising this man to use his mouth, hands, arms, etc... we should make sure that he, in fact, has those appendages. We don't know if he was born without a mouth and must snort all his food through a straw in his nose - for example.
This scenario makes sense if his gf is not very perceptive, as the only clue she would have that he was finished would be the well known 'orgasm face'. Without a mouth our man would be in dire straits indeed, as she would only expect more and more of him, not realizing he finished 130 minutes ago and is close to having the lactic acid in his veins eating through his skin.
Your words must be like poison to him.
I, for one, feel your pain packmandaniel. I can't imagine how hard it must be to go through this meaningless life without a mouth. I'm so very proud of your struggle and ability to function normally with your impressive handicap. Unless you're actually lying about not having a mouth... then you're despicable. But I couldn't imagine anyone lying about this sort of disability.
There. I said it.
But seriously, I agree with the other posters.
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