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Originally Posted by Poppinjay
Rachel Ray had a blatant innuendo early on on her Oprah style talk show. She was holding up a baguette, comparing it to the size of her mouth, and said "men take note, a woman's mouth can only take so much".
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OMG! I think I'd like to get a little buzz on and watch that. She sounds like a real life Tobias from "Arrested Development." He's always saying shit that is seemingly beyond his comprehension. On the show he's both a analysist and a therapist which he of course shortens to "analrapist."
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Originally Posted by Poppinjay
Nigella doesn't look like an english muffin anymore. Since she re-married, she's put on some tonnage, and all the sexuality of "Nigella Bites" has been replaced by the the mommyness of "Nigella Express" in which she makes family friendly vomity looking crap.
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Well I'm not going to search out any more photo of her then, I'll just keep that one plug into my brain.