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Cynthetiq

you know when I watch her cooking shows, I hear all these sexual innuendos already....this is great puts them all into one space for those that want to fap to Rachel Ray.

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The_Jazz

People that fap to Rachel Ray should have their gonads removed in an overly painful way. She is, without a doubt, the singly most annoying person on TV and the reason that I no longer tuen on the Food Channel.

I am no advocate of capital punishment, but I will make an exception in her case and call for her to get a ride on Ol' Sparky the next time she jaywalks or double parks.

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Willravel

Funny editing job. Not bad.

LoganSnake

That was most excellent.

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Baraka_Guru

Can I put a request in for Nigella Lawson?

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Willravel

Seconded.

Tully Mars

I'd like to stuff that muffin...




I'm lost. Are you saying you like her or you don't like her? I hate it when you're vague like this.

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Poppinjay

Rachel Ray had a blatant innuendo early on on her Oprah style talk show. She was holding up a baguette, comparing it to the size of her mouth, and said "men take note, a woman's mouth can only take so much".

I was appalled. And kind of excited and tingly. I don't care how annoying she is, I'd fap her till the apocolypse.

Nigella doesn't look like an english muffin anymore. Since she re-married, she's put on some tonnage, and all the sexuality of "Nigella Bites" has been replaced by the the mommyness of "Nigella Express" in which she makes family friendly vomity looking crap.

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snowy

I'm going to have to save this for when my roommate gets back from the wilderness. He's the only person in my household who doesn't give me crap about watching her shows.

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Tully Mars

OMG! I think I'd like to get a little buzz on and watch that. She sounds like a real life Tobias from "Arrested Development." He's always saying shit that is seemingly beyond his comprehension. On the show he's both a analysist and a therapist which he of course shortens to "analrapist."

Well I'm not going to search out any more photo of her then, I'll just keep that one plug into my brain.

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Redlemon

Best I can do:


Nice cupcakes!

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LoganSnake

Rachel Ray is hot. I'd do her.

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SecretMethod70

I can't decide whether I hate Rachael Ray or love her.

The first time I saw her, she was a guest on Letterman's show, and I thought she was very cute and that she had a fun personality. She must have been tired that day, though, because then I saw her show and thought she was so fucking bubbly it was incredibly annoying!

I'm surprised no one here has mentioned Giada De Laurentiis! I hate the over-produced style of her show, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

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Willravel

Giada De Laurentiis is hotter than Ray, for sure, but Nigella is sultry AND this incredible mother. Hard combination to beat.

Cynthetiq

this applies to both of them...

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inBOIL

Rachel's cute; it's her voice that will make your little guy shrivel in fear. But if you know how to use the mute button, fap away.

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Halx

This was good for a hefty laugh. I loved it!

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Redlemon

Here's Rachel Ray Part 2, if you don't want so many words:



It's probably easier to masturbate to, if you close your eyes...

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Charlatan

Can't say that I really get the whole Rachel Ray thing...

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blahblah454

Redlemon, all those "mmmms" she was doing wanted me to smack her in the face, I no longer find her cute at all (First time i ever heard of her was about 5 min ago, and at the top of this thread)

Redlemon

I had never heard of her until I saw the 'mmmm' thing about a year ago. I put it in my back pocket, then I tripped across the 'sex educator' one, and figured I'd have a thread. I otherwise don't know her either.

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