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Rachel Ray had a blatant innuendo early on on her Oprah style talk show. She was holding up a baguette, comparing it to the size of her mouth, and said "men take note, a woman's mouth can only take so much".
I was appalled. And kind of excited and tingly. I don't care how annoying she is, I'd fap her till the apocolypse.
Nigella doesn't look like an english muffin anymore. Since she re-married, she's put on some tonnage, and all the sexuality of "Nigella Bites" has been replaced by the the mommyness of "Nigella Express" in which she makes family friendly vomity looking crap.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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