Now we've got to make the sauce
This should be unimpressive:
Add a few artichoke hearts but not too many. Too many is a bad thing.
Take two anchovies, substitute wherever for salt here:
Throw some of these back into the sauce...
This is a substitute for salt.
(Note that this lack of salt will come back later).
If you get stressed at this point:
take a swig of medicine:
More:
But hey back on the topic of
MAKING PIZZA:
Drop about one Table spoon of oil into a pan:
Oh and here is an idiot-proof way of coring any Onions... simply take an onion:
Cut out each end... in a 45 degree angle lIke this:
Then cut in half and use your slicer. We are civilized after all, no one is more civilized than someone who owns a slicer...
Oops, I guess that Onion just goes awesome with rye.
So start to fry it up in your pan but remember that you only want to use about half of a large onion...
That blob on the right is grated garlic. Garlic is very important if you don't want to tell people that you are a vampire. I am not a vampire yet certain males are always trying to drive a steak through my heart. Therefore, try to convince them that the steak is unecessary.
See, while your onions are cooking you want to spray about a teaspoon of "Sicilian Seasoning" into your red sauce. The first problem that I noticed was that I (having been "underpriveledged") was that I was not aware of the spices of the underclasses. Sicilian seasoning was my (as yet) first experience with lower class punk seasoning.
It's very hard to measure the amount of seasoning I put into the red sauce:;
I think it's like a tablespoon and a half.
There's a bunch of stuff I forgot:
I never mentioned this because that seasoning is like listening to the Clash or perhaps early Siouxie Sioux. You just kind of forget about things in your collection until you pull them out.
The whole point of this image is that you are supposed to trim the leaves off of both Oregano and Marjoram.
I need to finish this some other time...
I feel bad because I think that this whole episode wouldn't have been repeated -had I merely repeated the 16'th grade... (later: whatever that means)