Martian

The kind of man who doesn't have a fedora?

I'm quite irritated at a fine piece of haberdashery being co-opted by a rodent. There was a time when a fedora was a distinguished and respectable piece of apparel. Between K-Fed, this squirrel and other disease-ridden pests I fear that image is forever tarnished.

I'm not particularly concerned for the squirrel's well-being, although I question the mental soundness of a woman who sits at home all day playing dress-up with stray urban wildlife.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame