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Old 06-04-2008, 06:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Grab ya nuts and follow me!" Sugar Bush Squirrel

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

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Sugar Bush Squirrel is a real, live Eastern Gray Squirrel who is owned and photographed by Ms. Kelly Foxton. Rescued, as a baby in her nest, from a tree which was being cut down, she is now living the 'good life' with Kelly in Boca Raton, Florida. A small, lime-green parrot, named Rio, is her big sister and constant companion.

Being an International Superstar and The World's Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 2,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 5,000 photos since her modeling career began.

As News Anchor of SNN-The Squirrel News Network, she has turned the catch phrase, 'you've been squirreled' into an overnight success. It is fast becoming her very own, international, household expression.

Keep watching and you will find her on everything from glossy photos, greeting cards, calendars, children's books, paper dolls, a stuffed animal with an elaborate wardrobe, coffee table books, coloring books, MySpace, thousands of blogs, advertisements, billboards, buses, magazines, newspapers, webnews & TV shows to military photos for our troops!
The squirrel had me with this photo:

So adorable! What do you think? Cute, amusing, cruel, weird?
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Old 06-05-2008, 03:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't even have a fedora... and a squirrel does. What kind of man does that make me?
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Old 06-05-2008, 06:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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some people eat squirrels...........xoxoxoo
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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looks like it should belong to sapiens.
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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some people eat squirrels...........xoxoxoo

I've had squirrel stew before...it was quite tasty
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Old 06-23-2008, 07:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She should have left it.
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't even have a fedora... and a squirrel does. What kind of man does that make me?
The kind of man who doesn't have a fedora?

I'm quite irritated at a fine piece of haberdashery being co-opted by a rodent. There was a time when a fedora was a distinguished and respectable piece of apparel. Between K-Fed, this squirrel and other disease-ridden pests I fear that image is forever tarnished.

I'm not particularly concerned for the squirrel's well-being, although I question the mental soundness of a woman who sits at home all day playing dress-up with stray urban wildlife.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The kind of man who doesn't have a fedora?
A manly man?
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Does it help him get dates? Do squirrelettes appreciate him? Does he have a female Sugar Bush? Or does he just "love to dress up?"
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Does it help him get dates? Do squirrelettes appreciate him? Does he have a female Sugar Bush? Or does he just "love to dress up?"

"Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 5,000 photos since her modeling career began."
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