fresnelly

You can't.

That's why we use a dedicated network of trained Moose with giant antler racks to suspend the cables.

There's a national program working on converting the antler racks into Satallite receivers for improved reception but Moose can be tempermental bastards so progress has been slow. A dispute between the Federal and Provincial governments over funding has also slowed the project considerably.

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life