Brewmaniac

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SSJTWIZTA

no...way.

suddenly i want to move to Canada! im sick of roller hockey.

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Charlatan

Doesn't everyone have one these in their backyard?

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Bees

Wow it looks like they have an electronic scoreboard at mid ice on the left side. Or maybe it's a big screen TV for Hockey Night In Canada.

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Leto

yeah... What's the big deal?

You can get these electronic scoreboards at Canadian Tire stores. I got mine with coupons.

Normally the neighbours all chip in for the Mini-Zamboni. Otherwise you have to get a bunch of teenagers to do the maintenance.


eh.

sapiens

It doesn't surprise me . That picture is Toronto in August. Right? Doesn't every Canadian either snowshoe or snowmobile to work year round? And don't get me started about those animal pelt clothes they all wear.

Bees

Yeah I was amazed when a Canadien friend told me that his igloo is wired for cable TV.

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Leto

why were you amazed? We've had cable for decades.

Bees

I didn't think it was possible to bury the cable in the permafrost.
Figured all your igloos would be sprouting satellite dishes.

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fresnelly

You can't.

That's why we use a dedicated network of trained Moose with giant antler racks to suspend the cables.

There's a national program working on converting the antler racks into Satallite receivers for improved reception but Moose can be tempermental bastards so progress has been slow. A dispute between the Federal and Provincial governments over funding has also slowed the project considerably.

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Bees

Now I'm really confused

I thought you used the moosehead antler racks to hold your beer hoses.

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Leto

A happy coincidence. We are nothing if not inovative.


this is only in the trailer park igloos.

Bees

Igloos on wheels! Will the wonders never cease?

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Cynthetiq

awww... damn I was expecting to see a severed foot.

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Bees

If you step onto the ice you will see your own foot severed by the sharpest blades.

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