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I have two really good dish washers. There's one on the end of my left arm and another on my right.
If you want some fancy machine to do all the work for you, you'll have to look elsewhere for advice. I'm just here to crack jokes and annoy people.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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