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Sapiens, it's times like this that make me proud of the internet. What other way could we find out about this issue and find a way to combat grand theft penis?
I humbly suggest that we change the name of the site to Theft oF Penises. Maybe one day we can wipe this scourge from the face of the earth, along with all the penis-stealing sorcerers out there. I'm not calling for a genocide of penis-stealers, but perhaps we can round them up into camps where they can focus on stealing each others penises.
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"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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