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Some Observations
A Doghouse is where dogs that live outside sleep. Dogs that live inside aren’t called house dogs, but most of them are called lap dogs because they fit in your lap. Cats that live outside do not sleep in a cat house. No one sleeps in a cat house. Not if it’s a good cat house. That’s because it’s full of lap cats.
Now a dollhouse is where you keep dolls. But what about dolls that aren’t kept in a doll house? Those are boys’ dolls, Can’t call them dolls - unless they’re inflatable – make the boys sound like sissys. So what can we call them? Action Figures. That’s right Figures in Action. We tried making a talking action figure, but it only talked in figures of speech. No one could understand it. So when it wanted a blow up companion, I suppose that it was a good thing. Someone to carry the explosives.
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So when you go into a club that advertises exotic dancers, it’s full of local girls taking their clothes off, but when they get some really exotic dancers, like from Borneo or something, they’re always billed as native dancers, and they probably keep all their clothes on.
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