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Yes, Mr. President, because of our intensive training here in Colorado, I can lift you from your feet using nothing more than my erect penis.
I must say that it helps that you wore cologne today. And a fetching scent it is. Maybe after the ceremony we can go back to my bunk and discuss your position on homosexual acts between lonely heterosexual men.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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