05-29-2008, 07:23 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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BooYeah!
Get Some!
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
05-29-2008, 07:39 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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"you wanna piece of this?"
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
05-29-2008, 08:14 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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05-30-2008, 02:41 AM | #5 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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is it january yet?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-03-2008, 03:43 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Yes, Mr. President, because of our intensive training here in Colorado, I can lift you from your feet using nothing more than my erect penis.
I must say that it helps that you wore cologne today. And a fetching scent it is. Maybe after the ceremony we can go back to my bunk and discuss your position on homosexual acts between lonely heterosexual men.
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06-15-2008, 12:47 PM | #9 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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jeebus, not two of them...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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