Oh yeah man, she's definitely pregnant. Better start saving for the next 18 years of child support payments, seriously.
How old are you, and how old is she? Are you sure you want to be reproducing with someone of her, uh... caliber?
Jesus christ, forget abstinence-only education... I say let's go back to the chastity belt for both males and females, until they can pass a sexual education test. Kind of like citizenship tests for people to become American citizens. You pass the test, then you can remove the chastity belt.
WRAP IT UP AND KEEP IT ON, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!!!