Sex up the person giving you the test, and have them pee in the cup for you.
Or just drink a lot of water and hope it doesn't show up. Give them a start date that gives you a month or so to be clean, but really you'll probably be fine. Usually it's a piss test, and a few weeks after infrequent use shouldn't be a big issue.
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