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Old 05-23-2008, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ok so i applied for a summer internship with a government institution a few months back. i got rejected, which i expected. since i got rejected, i knew there would be no drug test to worry about, so i smoked pot every once in a while socially. i decided about a month ago that im gonna start to clean up my act and quit. after steadily decreasing my usage, this week i decided would be my last week smoking. but then...

i got an email this morning from a project leader at the institute i applied to saying they have a spot now and that they think i'd be a good fit. good news since i was getting worried i wouldn't find an internship for the summer. bad news is that 3 weeks ago i didn't smoke at all, last week i smoked once with a few friends and this week i smoked 2 times. now since this is sporadic use, not habitual and not frequent, i don't know what to think. i weigh 161 lbs, im 6 feet tall, very little fat on me, pretty crazy fast metabolism and a decent diet. i know thc stays in fat cells, and since i don't have much of that on me and i have a fast metabolism, AND i only used weed infrequently, that i should have a good chance of not testing positive if i get a urine test. oh yea, i don't even know if/when i'll be tested, but school's not out for another 2 weeks so i have at least 2.5 weeks til i MIGHT have to be tested.

thoughts/advice on detox?
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It depends upon the test they give you.

It could be out of your piss in as little as 2 weeks. It will come up in your hair for at least 6 months after use.

All you can do is hope for the best.
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Old 05-24-2008, 03:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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As above really.
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Old 05-24-2008, 04:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Golden Seal (available in any health food store or pharmacy) and lots of water will help.
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Old 05-24-2008, 07:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sex up the person giving you the test, and have them pee in the cup for you.

Or just drink a lot of water and hope it doesn't show up. Give them a start date that gives you a month or so to be clean, but really you'll probably be fine. Usually it's a piss test, and a few weeks after infrequent use shouldn't be a big issue.
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