"Welcome abroad flight 214 to, OH! Holy Crap!"
"And if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll, Oh my God! I mean RIGHT, RIGHT side of the plane you'll see they're putting in a new Starbucks, several of them"
"Um, tower we've got a "dinging" sound we're unable to identify."
"Did you hear something? I think I heard something."
"Radio the chief and tell him we're not going to need the foam truck."
"Northwest 138, please verify you copy gate A21 for arrival."