Tully Mars

"Welcome abroad flight 214 to, OH! Holy Crap!"



"And if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll, Oh my God! I mean RIGHT, RIGHT side of the plane you'll see they're putting in a new Starbucks, several of them"



"Um, tower we've got a "dinging" sound we're unable to identify."



"Did you hear something? I think I heard something."



"Radio the chief and tell him we're not going to need the foam truck."



"Northwest 138, please verify you copy gate A21 for arrival."

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finney

Great...I have to get on a plane from WI to FL in a week!

genuinegirly

Oh my goodness.

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Tully Mars

Regardless of the photos you're still much safer in the sky then on the highway.

Here's flights you're not likely to find yourself on...



Unfortunately for the people seated in the VIP section, Stan choose a completely inappropriate way to try to impress his girlfriend.



"I fucking told you- cash! Fucking, CASH! Nobody fronts 20 Keys."



"I told you it wouldn't float."



Yeah, I got nothing.

Please feel free to add your own caption to any of these. Someone e-mailed me the photos and I just added the first thing that popped in my head.

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Shauk

Ginsu knife testing factory

lotsofmagnets

thanks a lot. in 2 days i´m flying to denmark then finland. thanks

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

allaboutmusic

Infomercial.

"Normal knives may be able to cut through paper. Better knives can cut through tin cans. But the ULTRA LASER SHARP CUTTER KNIFE 4000..."

genuinegirly

Warning: keep away from small children and angry drunks.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

bhamv

"Is it a plane, is it an accordion, who knows!"

lotsofmagnets

when plane parallel parking goes wrong....

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

allaboutmusic

When electric tin openers attack.

Tully Mars

I think we have a winner, though I liked them all.

Ginsu knives and accordions, LOL! How come I couldn't come up with any thing?

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Tully Mars

"I read the sign and just had to do it."

or...

"Warning: your version of fantasy and our version may differ greatly."

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club