Great way to start my day, cracking up with an old Clavus thread. The first time I ever used an auto-flush toilet was in 2004 in the Amsterdam airport on our way to South Africa. It was also turbo charged, I could feel a mist on my ass as I stood up. Almost scared the shit outta me. 
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