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Originally Posted by Nisses
Tully/Martian: I think he meant that holding off on masturbation is unhealthy .
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Whew! that's good to hear!
Slight thread jack...
Years ago I was in the Navy with a really nice young man from Utah. One day he was complaining about missing his wife. I told him the old joke "a recent survey found 90% of males masturbate and the other 10% lie on surveys." Three freaking days later he came up to me and said "I don't think that's right. I don't do that." "Do what? What are you talking about?" He leaned in so no one else could hear him and said "masturbate, I don't do that." "Dude- it was just a joke."
This guy sat around for three days thinking about a stupid joke and it obviously bothered him... a lot. Taint religion great!
He was a really nice guy but I often wonder if he ever ended up on a tall building with a high powered rifle.