05-07-2008, 03:43 PM
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Location: Cottage Grove, Wisconsin
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Originally Posted by highthief
I think that is the usual criteria for being elected US president - Boris for Prez?
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- Have a drink with Bush II?
Uh, no thanks. He also claims not to drink. And what if Cheney came along? No fucking way!
- Have a drink with Bill?
This could be entertaining even if you didn't like him as el Presidente.
- Have a drink with Bush I?
It might be amusing to see him vomit and collapse in someone's lap like he did on his trip to Japan. On the other hand, he seems kind of stiff AND whacked-out in that Skull-n-bones/Yalie/CIA kind of way all at the same time. So, no thanks.
- Have a drink with Reagan?
It would be past his bed time.
- Have a drink with Carter?
Or i could just a pick a clergyman's name out of the local church listings and go out and have a rockin' good time.
Right. Next?
- Have a drink with Furd?
ZZZzzzzzzz.
- Nixon?
It might be amusing to watch his drink-fed paranoia from a distance, but i wouldn't want to be actually at the bar with him.
- Johnson?
Could be entertaining. He probably knew some really good watering holes.
- Kennedy?
The entourage was more interesting than the man himself, but you might get to experience the entourage.
Marilyn! Jackie was pretty hot, too.
Count me in.
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