I have a group of four friends from kindergarden; we all grew up in the same neighborhood, hung out in high school, still stay in touch. Out of the four (two guys, two girls), I am the only one to not "turn someone gay". My best friend (the other guy) had his extremist christian girlfriend leave him for a big breasted lady friend who also attended their church; my first conversation after this was "So... Kara likes vagina".
Good times.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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