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The next time you think you’re having a bad day imagine this:
You’re a Siamese twin,
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay
You’re not
He has a date coming over tonight
You only have one ass!
(No matter how bad things get...it could be worse)
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
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