guy44

So, yesterday my gf dumped me. This morning, my alarm didn't go off, and I was an hour and a half late for work. Fifteen minutes after I got to work, I got a bloody nose.

It's been a rough couple of days, and I was just wondering if anyone here has any tips for cheering yourself up. What do you guys do?

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Cynthetiq

know that tomorrow is going to be a better day that today...

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girldetective

well geez dude, that is a bad day. let it go and be thankful for the extra 1.5 hrs of sleep. And think about why your girlfriend dumped you and learn from it, and pick-up girls while doing so. Try out the new cool best boyfriend behaviors on them. Make it a game and learn. Have fun.

Watch the nose though, it wouldnt be good to go getting your new girl all bloody and junk. We dont like that too well.

besitos

Edit: Also, a shot of Pyrat might be in order, but probably only one.
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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Jetée

Knowledge is an illusion.


Mistakes are a recurrence.


Reality is all-encompassing.


You've got more issues than Time magazine.


Visualize and Be. If only for a single day, experience it; brings clarity to the mind by giving it a much-needed rest. (Daydreaming, but with interaction)

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snowy

It's called having a Jonah day. Feel better knowing they only happen once in a blue moon.

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Psycho Dad

I see all my days worse than some better than most.

Your girlfriend dumped you and some old guy who has been married for ages lost his wife to cancer today.

You were late to work and some poor mother with mouths to feed can't find a job.

You got a bloody nose and someone bled to death after being in an accident with a drunk driver.

Cheer up man. There are people with real problems out there.

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Willravel

Things could be a lot worse:

Punk.of.Ages

Girl dumped you? You're single now. Have fun.

Late for job? Less work, plus you didn't get fired.

Bloody nose? ....Well, that kinda sucks. They don't last long though. At least it's not cancer.

Look at the bright side.

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guy44

Hey, I know things aren't dire or anything; I haven't completely lost perspective. There's always going to be millions of people suffering worse than me. But I think we're all allowed a couple days sulking when things aren't going our way and I'm just curious to see how other people cheer themselves up...maybe get a usable tip or two, even.

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thespian86

Um... you're purdy.

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LoganSnake

The next time you think you’re having a bad day imagine this:

You’re a Siamese twin,

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay

You’re not

He has a date coming over tonight

You only have one ass!



(No matter how bad things get...it could be worse)

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soma

Keep your friends close. Stay busy. I definitely know where you're coming from and it sucks.

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Having Girl Problems?

match000

Be happy that you can guiltlessly oggle all the hot girls you see, as much as you want. Heck, if you have the game, you can pick-em up too

Also, at least you can enjoy spending half as much $$

Fotzlid

That would be a great day for me.....

ruggerp11

this made me lol for sure hahaha

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Do What makes you happy
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BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

Willravel

Alright guy, time for you to cheer us up!

PlanG

Why don't snakes wear vests?





They don't have any arms.

What do you call a guy with no shins?







Tony.



Cheesy jokes > all.

guy44

Fair enough. I'm going to suggest this to my brother for his next tattoo; he'll either slug me or fall over laughing:

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little_tippler

get out of the house, have coffee with friends, do sports, go for a long walk, go shopping, listen to good high-energy music, work harder than usual...all these help me.

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

BogeyDope

The night is always darkest before dawn...

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blahblah454

Go biking.

That always cheers me up.

genuinegirly

I usually take a nice long walk when I'm feeling down. And go to bed early so the next day comes that much faster.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

telekinetic

Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. A much better reason to be an hour and a half late to work and (depending on the someone) bleeding.

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