Girl dumped you? You're single now. Have fun.
Late for job? Less work, plus you didn't get fired.
Bloody nose? ....Well, that kinda sucks. They don't last long though. At least it's not cancer.
Look at the bright side.
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager
"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike
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