Originally Posted by phamtc

Sorry to spell check, but it's "Semper Fi". Not to ruin the joke, but since it was adapted, I have to say that's not all Osama would wish for and not a Marine's style.

And now to completely hijack your thread with the defacto military joke, it has countless variations, but doesn't get old:

The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."
- The Army will put guards around the place.
- The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
- The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a command post.
- The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.