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You know, when they said there was gonna be an A-Team remake as a movie, I wanted to puke.
When they said there would be a Spaceballs television series, I wanted to go suck-start my 9mm.
But this? I mean, don't get me wrong, I like Will Ferrell. But even with Marty Kroft directing, just hearing about this makes me want to light my hair on fire and jump off a skyscraper naked, with five raw pork chops around my neck, landing in a lake. A lake filled with Rottweilers and gasoline.
If they start talking about a Clutch Cargo remake, I swear to God, I *will* take action...
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"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin
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